Yo, if there's one thing I love, it's fresh kicks on my feet. Got these dudes right here and probably wont wear them for a minute, well, on a special date or something, but yeah I'll keep em in the shoe box stuffed and sittin tight in the mean time.
Come anywhere near me kick's and your face will be hindered and brutally assulted. As a J wearing ninja, it would be an honor to smack your face with magical agility.
Not only have you dared to challenge the authority of the Shoe God, you have insanely suggested that you have anywhere near the ability to withstand the merciless fury which I must now throw upon you. Repent now and I might spare you the soul penetrating pain of your shit getting kicked in by a size 15 wide. LIGHTNING KICK TO THE RECTUM!
And this everyone, is yet another feeble attempt from the meager "Big Head" aka my older brother to challenge me. I must now retire from my keyboard, jump in the FC back to HQ, change into my ninja suit of badassness, and provide my older bro with an onslaught of damage to his stoopid face. Pardon me, I shall return shortly.
What he forgets to tell you is that his "ninja suit" is really a green body suit that he wears when he pretends to be a superhero that he calls "Lucky". He'll return alright... just listen for the sirens on the way to the ICU. Dont worry Lucky, I will tell the paramedics that you DO have medical insurance in spite of what the people at Blue Shield say.
Youre not worthy to wear those damn kicks... Take them back before I elbow you to your temple and take them my DAMN self!
ReplyDeleteCome anywhere near me kick's and your face will be hindered and brutally assulted. As a J wearing ninja, it would be an honor to smack your face with magical agility.
ReplyDeleteNot only have you dared to challenge the authority of the Shoe God, you have insanely suggested that you have anywhere near the ability to withstand the merciless fury which I must now throw upon you. Repent now and I might spare you the soul penetrating pain of your shit getting kicked in by a size 15 wide. LIGHTNING KICK TO THE RECTUM!
ReplyDeleteAnd this everyone, is yet another feeble attempt from the meager "Big Head" aka my older brother to challenge me. I must now retire from my keyboard, jump in the FC back to HQ, change into my ninja suit of badassness, and provide my older bro with an onslaught of damage to his stoopid face. Pardon me, I shall return shortly.
ReplyDeleteWhat he forgets to tell you is that his "ninja suit" is really a green body suit that he wears when he pretends to be a superhero that he calls "Lucky". He'll return alright... just listen for the sirens on the way to the ICU. Dont worry Lucky, I will tell the paramedics that you DO have medical insurance in spite of what the people at Blue Shield say.
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